Went to the heart doc. All is good, came home and told the wife My heart is normal. Now she sneaks up on me and surprises me. Wonder if she is checking the doctors opinion. Hmmmm.
Well, just got back to Texas. Was out of town for a reunion and it was a blast for me. Now when we were getting ready to leave, a major storm came through, closing roads, highways, etc. Every direction I had planned was being closed. So I decided to go south and then cut across ! Great idea until the storms caught me in the middle of no where with no cell reception. We did make it but, as you can imagine, my manly directions was in question,
Well today she won one. I was telling her that I could have lived well as an old bachelor but it came out,” an old bast@@@”. Yep put my foot in my mouth!
So far this has been a very interesting and surprising anniversary. Although we have gotten out of town, the wife is not big on spending much this year. I am surprised and happy.
Well it went like this. The wife and I decided to take a weekend trip. She wanted to stay at a haunted hotel. I agreed and we went to east Texas and found one. Surprisingly, almost every building in town was “haunted”. Well the scariest thing about this old hotel was that the hallway was very narrow. Not so bad unles you are upstairs and have to evacuate for a fire or something. The room was large but the floor was weak under foot. The only creaking noise wa the old bed. After spending about 165 dollars, we ended up leaving and staying at a modern hotel.
One afternoon I was walking into the kitchen. I noticed the rice my wife had cooking in the stove. Thinking I would help a little, I stopped and stirred the rice. She heard me and said get away from there. I responded that I was only trying to help. She said well if you want to help, grate some cheese. No problem. So she brought some cheese, a plate, and the grater. so I started to grate to beat sixty. I mean I was really getting the job done. Then she came into the kitchen and said” you are not doing that right”. I answered her with, how do you grate wrong???? It is up and down no problem. Then I told her that I had had enough and I was calling my Union. She then said you don’t have one. Well that got me thinking. So like any on the ball kind of guy, this site was created!
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